Polly Ticks: An Intergalactic Political Drag Mockumentary Stage Play

ALERT: THE CENTRE OF THE UNIVERSE IS IN INFRASTRUCTURE CRISIS. ACCRA ISO IS SENDING HELP.Millions of light-years away, the High Council of the Accra Iso galaxy heard the desperate cries from the absolute center of the universe. They listened to the Moo for help, the Baa for salvation, and the early-morning Cock-a-doodle-doo of despair echoing from the potholes of the R67.They realised humanity was completely defeated by its own municipal decay. So, they did what any responsible galactic empire would do...they sent... well..THEM!Commissioned in a well-oiled intergalactic transcendence space vehicle, two of Accra Iso's finest, best-groomed, and most severely contoured politicians—EksnieDanie and Whipme Houston—have officially touched down in the Big Fruit Village. Armed with unyielding policies, high-grade glitter, and a poly-amorous, androgynous, sacred directive, they are here to glitter-up the streets and to remind the center of the universe where their power lies!BCA Show Details:Date: Saturday, 29 August (Bathurst Country Affair Show)Time: 18:00 for 18:30 Show Starts.Venue: The Historic Pig & Whistle Inn, BathurstTickets: R150 (Limited seating—book early to avoid sitting in the pothole section!)Important Notice:Please check your bags for bitter attitudes at the door.Load shedding might turn the lights out, but the contour remains permanent.See you at the show!